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The Day the Earth Stood Chill

You know what would make a terrible horror movie, but a terrifying real world experience? If everyone you came across in a day was incredibly nice, friendly, and chill.

It doesn’t sound scary – but imagine how frightening that would be.

You go to work and everyone there is just … happy, or fairly content. What about that one dude who seems like he’s always on a personal call complaining about something with his house or the dog or something?

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Guys like this would be a dime a dozen. Color me petrified.

What about that quick trip to the grocery store and it’s crowded and everyone just looks … cool with it?

What about traffic on the way home? You look over to see someone bobbing their head to some Jack Johnson music.

I don’t know about you, but I would assume everyone had been abducted by aliens and been brain-washed. It would be a hair-standing-on-end, why is the world so scary, oh man oh man oh man I’m scared … kinda day.

 

Attn: Ellen (6/1/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see Luke getting a classic cold, detached, emotionless hero’s welcome. R2D2 beeps out, “I hope someone brought cheese because I know Luke brought a big ol bag of whine.”

Yes, another classic Star Wars moment!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Attn: Ellen (5/25/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Have people given serious thought to the idea that God exists? And second of all, that God is out of His/Her gourd on drugs? Just look at nature. “Ohhh dude … grab the red paint and like, just, the whole necks in red … woah, harsh, add some black racing stripes. Oh super rad. Ok now like, make it look like grass is growing on their bellies. Sick! OK, now …”

It’s just funny given how colorless some church are when natures seems like a celebration of variety, vibrance, color.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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