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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This postcard makes me think – is it, or is it not a good idea to remake beloved movies scene for scene but recast with people who are squat champions of the universe.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
or @DumbFunnery
P.S. The byline for each one could be “gam on.”
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Sometimes I dream of traveling back in time with a bunch of umbrellas and distributing them to people. Just imagine how far ahead society would be in umbrella technology if only humankind had invented them earlier!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
It seems like announcing that you are having a kid in a creative and fun way is a new competitive event. I saw two different friends post that they are “egg-specting” on Easter. How long had they been planning this? Probably years! (They had to get the timing just right. An “egg-specting” announcement in December makes no sense, unless you can somehow make it “egg-specting-nog” … but that sounds like some magical drink that gets you pregnant.)
Moving on.
None of the above is my point – and also I guess that means the title is very misleading …
Moving on, again.
HERE’S my reason for posting! My biiiiiiiig joke. The big joke-a-roni. Yes, sir, it’s gonna be worth reading all this nonsense if you just stay with me. Okie doke. Here we go. Ready, set, joke-it-to-me.
I think instead of saying baby, you should always be very specific and say ‘human baby.’ That way you sound like a real crazy! Take these examples … for examples …
Welp, there you go. That’s my post.
DumbFunnery 