The Oceanfront – One of the apartments has a view of the ocean … If you use a telescope during high tide.
The Pelazzo – Has prints of Italian paintings hanging in the lobby.
The Palms – Has a palm tree and plans to get another soon. (After they raise your rent to afford it.)
The Marquis – Expensive. Really expensive. But very nice.
The Marquis Grande – Really cheap, and it shows.
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I must admit – I am a bit of a pack rat. I have a hard time throwing things away, even when they serve no purpose to keep.
But, good news, I have recently discovered a use for my 2 old cell phones!
I’m going to go to a crowded street corner, say something trivial but cryptic into one of my old cell phones (“The zapatos are en route.”) and then throw the phone into the trash.
Just think of the imaginative thoughts I’ll inspire!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
I’m pointing to all the great savings?
P.S. This is what is called, in the biz, a very lazy post. (Also, notice that beyond my arm is the blog logo!)
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