I’ve decided that I think I want to capture a new audience.
Drunk people!
I’m not going to do this in some sad way like giving recipes for booze, or telling you where the best pizza is (that delivers). No! I’m going to do this in an intelligent, clever way.
I’m going to rely on drunks spelling errors!
Let’s say it’s 2:40 am. A few drunk buddies have just returned home. They are HUNGRY. Man why didn’t you get a frozen pizza or something you JERK. One of them, the least drunk, notices the computer. He sits down and pops up his favorite search engine (google), and types in:
“24/7 pizza delivery”
Only wait, he’s drunk.
“274 piza delifyry”
Oh, hello drunkard! No pizza here, just a bunch of hits for good ol’ DumbFunnery.com! Sure, they’ll laugh at me! Call me dumb, call me crazy, call me a drunk! But I’ll be the one getting all the drunk hits with my new, brilliant tagging system! Every post will be tagged with something clever like:
- piza
- chnese food sale
- drunk funy
- unsnd txt messag
- hot ttis chck
- cragslst misdd msisd missd connectins
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