Mayan Ruins
The joke here was I was doing the pose – “by the time we got there … the place was in ruins!”
Posts tagged ‘humor’
Haircut – Weekly Wacko (69)
My mom gave me a haircut today (I wrote this when I was home). She gave my dad, brother and I haircuts while I was growing up – same(ish) great(ish) haircut, same great price!. She was the Henry Ford of haircuts, we could have any haircut we wanted as long as it was the one she did.
Here were some overheard in the barber’s chair (a stool from our kitchen) snippiets:
Mom: Oof!
Minutes later.
Mom: Wow …
Minutes later.
[Mom asking for clarification on what I want.]
Me: I don’t know. Something that looks decent?
Mom: Well I don’t know what it’ll look like.
(Swell.)
Minutes later.
Mom: Oooh. Whitewalled.
Me: Good. I’ve been wanting to look more militaristic.
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Anywho … Thanks for the haircut ma!
HOME!!
Well friends, around the same time you’re reading this I may be re-creating this battle royale that my brother and I had back in the summer of 2003. We were already a bit past the age associated with blow-up floatie animals for the pool – but that didn’t stop us from starting at either end of the pool toward each other, trying to knock the other person off their beast!
I named my killer whale (or dolphin??) Spud, I don’t remember Timbo’s animal’s name.
Based on the picture I’m guessing Tim won this round. Generally it was dumb luck if we managed to stay on those animals for more than 5 seconds.
DumbFunnery 