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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (7/27/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Morning at camp sites
Surrounded by calming noise
Breathing in the day

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (5/18/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I can almost picture the day the Grand Canyon was named. Someone said, “how about the Grand Canyon?” and everyone else said, “yeah … that’s not … bad … I guess.” And then the naming deadline day came and the person in charge said confidently, “all right, sure, that’ll do, whatever.”

History!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (5/4/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

It’s playoff hockey time! The time of year when the people ask: can someone be shy a few teeth, have a beard that birds live in, and look like someone who could spend a few hours staring at foil because it’s shiny … AND be attractive?

And somehow the answer is always yes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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