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Dear Ellen,
Currently our nation is struggling with the following quiz. Public bathrooms cause concern because:
A) The smell
B) That small urine-based creek with tributaries and everything
C) No soap!!
D) All of the above
But a number of people are writing in (E) and then their personal definition of being transgendered. Hello people, soap is important!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Talking politics
Trump leads me to duplicate
The drama symbol
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
My wife and I have lived in Colorado a few weeks now and I have learned the difference between me looking normal vs. me looking like I am dying from the inside out is forgetting to put lotion on just one day before leaving for work.
I think Colorado’s atmosphere might be sponsored by the lotion industry.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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