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Dear Ellen,
If my fiancé decides she would like us to write our own vows I am just going to describe this postcard’s picture, as though it is her and me on the cover.
“And in the hazy distance were stallions … And ducks.”
Now THAT’S romance!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Perspective is a funny thing. If I told my 13 year old self, “one day you will send one postcard per week to someone in an oddball attempt to get noticed/published,” my 13 year old self would roll his eyes and chuckle. If you told your 13 year old self, “one day you will receive one postcard a week from a strange man you’ve never met,” your 13 year old self would say, “oh I hope I have literary agents as friends!!!!” If not, I may be making a mistake …
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I think a good test to see if someone is creepy would be to ask the question, “if you woke up on a carousel and no one was around, how would you feel?” If the person wouldn’t be afraid – run.
Another good test to determine how creepy would be to see if they ever ask the above question.
Sincerely,
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