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Dear Ellen,
While some may see this as kitschy romance, I choose to see it as a threat.
‘My dearest,
You neglected to tell me your parents would be visiting while you are on business travel. Hmm.
Love stinks,
The spouse’
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
A rattling noise as a warning of danger is to babies what an animal advertising a cheap and delicious buffet is to adults. Why so cruel, nature?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I’ve got an idea for a great tragicomedy: The Riding Writer. It’s about an author who is also a cyclist. At some point someone asks the Riding Writer for advice for young writers and The Riding Writer hears “rider” … See?
So the answer is “butt cream.”
Funny stuff huh? For the tragedy part I’d say the Riding Writer rides a unicycle. We can team up to write the script if you want. Halvesies on the profits?
Sincerely,
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