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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (8/28/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have a sneaking suspicion that this postcard was made by a Rice grad. Or maybe some rival of UH’s.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Whoooo college football season!!

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Attn: Ellen (8/21/13)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I feel like this postcard captures my feelings about the A-Rod situation better than anything else.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (8/14/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think if I was a super villain who struggled with depression I would go by the name Mega Low Maniac. I would wear a cape but it wouldn’t have any designs on it, because, as I would say also as my battle cry: “oh, what’s the point?” Of course I would never shout that before battle, my sidekick Ennui Go would do that.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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