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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (8/7/13)

Front

Ellen131a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen131b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Pew! Pew! Pew!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I’m guessing that’s what Curiosity is saying (it’s a good guess, right?).

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (7/31/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Panda

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I feel like if anything ever got #Adorbs trending on Twitter it would be this little creature.

Or if you wore a shirt that said, “My Other Shirt is #Adorbs … But I Left it in the Dryer Because I’m Lazy” … That might work too.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (7/17/13)

Front

Ellen129a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen129b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see Claude, a senior at the M.C. Escher School of Design. He is wondering if his final project is impossible enough to get an A.

Of course, Claude is fretting for no reason. Everyone knows there is no thing more impossible than getting an A in Professor Jerk Head’s class (that’s a nickname, not real).

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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