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Attn: Ellen (7/10/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Comics

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Recently I have gotten back into comic books. This is a pretty nerdy development, but wait … there’s more.

My friend and I don’t say we’re going to buy comics on some Wednesdays after work, we say we’re going to the LCS … Which is an acronym for Local Comic Shop.

Now to dig out my Robotech DVDs!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (7/3/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres van Gogh

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I must admit – I am a bit of a pack rat. I have a hard time throwing things away, even when they serve no purpose to keep.

But, good news, I have recently discovered a use for my 2 old cell phones!

I’m going to go to a crowded street corner, say something trivial but cryptic into one of my old cell phones (“The zapatos are en route.”) and then throw the phone into the trash.

Just think of the imaginative thoughts I’ll inspire!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (6/26/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres rabbit

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Leave it to art to create new fears in your life. Until recently I wasn’t afraid of giant, highly evolved rabbits trying to take over the world.

Normally I send you postcards to try and get your attention so you’ll invite me on your show … But this time I just want this creepy rabbit out of here.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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