Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Texas has been so dry the trees are bribing dogs so we won’t be watching a fireworks show.
(I looked up ‘Texas slang for dry’ and found that ‘dog’ phrase.)
Anyhow, happy 4th and here’s to my imaginary fireworks show!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Ooooh! … Ahhhh!
7/11/10
Today I was driving home from Tomball, Texas. A town to the north of Houston.
I had visited a Buc-ee’s for the first time. I bought a t-shirt and some Buc-ee’s beef jerky.
I was listening to Jerry Reed singing ‘Guitar Man.’
I had my window down, elbow leaning out, blasting ‘Guitar Man’ and chewing on beef jerky.
I saw a sign that said “God Bless Our Troops,” and thinking Texas would want me to do this, I yelled out, “Hell Yeah!”
DumbFunnery 