Well, I guess I already knew this – but I like photos where I’m leaping. I don’t know why, but I do. Check out some new ones now that I’m back from my fancy trip. (I promise to get less lazy on my posts after this one …)
J’s one of this is WAY better – but it was my idea so he just perfected it.
Spazzing out/hovering. Like ya do …
The I Amsterdam sign is back behind me. Along with confused park-goers.
*That’s a children’s book – and I was at Copenhagen University. So it’s funny, see?
Remember a while back when I mentioned how for the first time I saw the Zombie eat in my apartment? I had thought it might be bad. Turns out I was right.
I come back from my vacation and I notice two things. One, the Zombie appears to have gained forty pounds (maybe he stayed thin before because he didn’t have a good place to go eat?). And two, slightly more unsettling, there’s a part of a corpse on my kitchen table.
(On the plus side I finally found a use for the massive amounts of junk mail I get. I put it down so the Zombie won’t get the table bloody.)
It’s crazy how much weight he gained! I made a comment, which was rude of me, but I asked the Zombie when the baby was due and he appeared to not like the comment. I can tell you this with some amount of certainty because he ate part of my favorite Playstation 3 game, and he knew exactly what he was doing.
I apologized and he left.
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