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Attn: Ellen (12/14/11)

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Dear Ellen,

So ends my European vacation stories via postcard.

They probably made as much sense to you as this postcard  made to me. BUT, despite the lack of understanding … hopefully they made you chuckle (again, like me and this postcard).

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. If you have any of your guests have to do last minute cancellations I can probably cancel my plans to do nothing that day and come out! Just being nice!!

Attn: Ellen (11/30/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Here’s what you do – tape a small map of Brugge to your leg. Then, bump into something. Concerned, your friend will say, “are you all right?” Then you life up your pants and say, “aw, I’ve got a little Brugge on my leg.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/16/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Copenhagen was beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if a unicorn walked by when we were walking around.

UNLESS the unicorn was not pretty – in which case it would not pass Copenhagen citizenry requirements.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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