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Posts tagged ‘Europe’

Attn: Ellen (12/14/11)

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Dear Ellen,

So ends my European vacation stories via postcard.

They probably made as much sense to you as this postcard  made to me. BUT, despite the lack of understanding … hopefully they made you chuckle (again, like me and this postcard).

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. If you have any of your guests have to do last minute cancellations I can probably cancel my plans to do nothing that day and come out! Just being nice!!

Attn: Ellen (11/30/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Here’s what you do – tape a small map of Brugge to your leg. Then, bump into something. Concerned, your friend will say, “are you all right?” Then you life up your pants and say, “aw, I’ve got a little Brugge on my leg.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/16/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Copenhagen was beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if a unicorn walked by when we were walking around.

UNLESS the unicorn was not pretty – in which case it would not pass Copenhagen citizenry requirements.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Ignorant Readings of Books I Bought in Europe

And longest post title of the week award goes to …

Here’s the vid. Full of a bad southern accent (my go to “dumb guy” voice). Sorry, South.

Oh yeah and I don’t have anything against UT … I just thought “why not?” for that being the t-shirt I wore. I’ll go and buy this shirt for my next southern guy video (if I’m not lazy …):

Attn: Ellen (10/19/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I was walking through Amsterdam and I thought, ‘boy!, Europeans sure are friendly!’ Then someone said, “it’s the Red Light District.”

I should’ve known. Light salespeople (they probably sell lamps too). Salespeople are always friendly.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I bought 7 new lamps!

Attn: Ellen (10/12/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I just returned from my first trip to Europe!

Europe!!

Land of wonder, and beer, and chocolate, and such history!

And now source for the next batch of postcards since I bought a crap ton while there. Sorry, Europe.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. How. Are. You?!

Leaping with DumbFunnery?

Well, I guess I already knew this – but I like photos where I’m leaping. I don’t know why, but I do. Check out some new ones now that I’m back from my fancy trip. (I promise to get less lazy on my posts after this one …)

J’s one of this is WAY better – but it was my idea so he just perfected it.

Spazzing out/hovering. Like ya do …

The I Amsterdam sign is back behind me. Along with confused park-goers.

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