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Archive for December, 2013

GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY!

As a Military Brat, and especially as the son of a West Pointer, Go, Army, Beat Navy was a common phrase in my house. This Saturday Army will be taking on Navy and I’m hoping for the correct outcome. Here are some spirit videos with the usual blend of humor.

 

 

 

 

Attn: Ellen (12/11/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

How have I yet to eat at a restaurant called Super Gyros?

Perhaps more importantly, would ‘The Aquaman’ be only a summer sandwich or year-round dish? Either way, it’s probably not popular.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Running Thoughts, part 2

If you’re blind is every date you go on a blind date?

If Listerine went into the weapons industry, it would be incredibly terrifying. 99.9% of enemies taken down so far.

What did you write about for NaNoWriMo?
I wrote a tragicomedy called “An Unexpected Visitor.” It’s a 50,000 word novel about pooping your pants.

If I owned a store I would name one section “Mysterious Ways.” Then if someone came in asking for an employee I could say, “You’re looking for who? Oh, he works in Mysterious Ways.”