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Archive for September, 2015

Big Bend National Park

Big Bend National Park

I’m calling you out, nature.

 

Big Bend National Park

I heard you were calling me out?

 

Big Bend National Park

Day 1 was a hike in the Chisos Mountains. It was beautiful and the scenery changed a lot while we moved.

 

Big Bend National Park

 

Big Bend National Park

 

Big Bend National Park

Day 2 we did a “desert hike” … at the same park there was a ton of diversity for the landscape. It was very cool.

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Attn: Ellen (9/16/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcardBack (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’ve been there! Well, maybe not that particular rock but other rocks. Really neat ones too. But you’ll have to take my word on that because I don’t have postcards of them.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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Other Things God Tried Before the Silent Treatment

God, who is currently undergoing the longest known example of ‘the silent treatment,’ tried other things to get humanity’s attention first:

  • Calling, but hanging up before humanity could answer, then waiting for humanity to call back
  • Saying ‘what?’ and then when humanity responds ‘…what’, God says with annoyance, ‘oh, I thought you said something’ and then there’s a silence that’s even heavier than what it was before the exchange
  • Sighing really loudly while deliberately not looking at humanity
  • Having one of God’s friends call humanity and say, ‘hey what’s your deal? Why are you being so rude to God?’
  • Being super sweet to humanity and then when humanity does the slightest thing wrong getting even angrier

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