Twist Morgan
Shout Morgan
(So we could yell Twist and Shout at the mall, and not just randomly.)
Loch Ness Silverstone
Roped Off Silverstone
For the Love of God NOTICE ME Silverstone
(What’s she been up to lately? Seriously.)
Yogi Bear, Jr.
(He’s totally the type to have a Junior.)
Lis@
B()B
Jos&ph
(Because, you know, we’d want our kids to be ridiculed.)
“How would you like to LOOK and FEEL better!?!?!”
“As a hobby, I hate myself, so that would be bad.”
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“Excuse me sir … excuse me …”
(Mistake of acknowledging the mall kiosk person exists.)
“Do you celebrate Christmas?”
“Nope.”
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(Cute salesgirl approaches …)
“Are you looking for anything in particular?”
“Do you know which section a book by <Insert author that I think she might like> would be?”
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“You know that’s a woman’s sweater …?”
“Yeah! Hahaha! … It’s for … My girlfriend … She’s built like me? … Or … Uh … Shoot.”
I saw a friend of mine posted this wordpress post on facebook –
http://lolabees.wordpress.com/2011/11/28/10-reasons-your-dentist-probably-hates-you-too/
Or if you prefer when a link is in the word here, click here.
Number 2 on that list is this – “You come to your appointment, and it’s obvious you haven’t brushed your teeth in days.”
In DAYS! My God! Do people who don’t brush their teeth for days also go to the dentist?? That is insanity to me! In fact, I do the exact opposite. I treat a dentist appointment like a test, and I do what I call “dental cramming.” Actually that phrase sounds kind of gross.
Anyhow, starting about a week before my appointment I begin to finally floss on a regular basis, and use mouth wash. Up until then it’s once or twice per week for these things … sorry dentists of the world.
I’m curious though – am I the only one who does this dental equivalent of cramming?
DumbFunnery 