The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Top 5 Signs to Tell If You Didn’t Get Enough Sleep Last Night
Or
Are You a Grumpy Pants? Hmmm?

1. Local news anchors lack of budget/skill/professionalism/general ‘local news anchor’-ish behavior is not funny and endearing but annoying to the point that you turn off the TV.

2. On the drive into work overly aggressive drivers are not given the benefit of the doubt and assigned a reason like being late to something important, but are just plain jackasses who are … they’re freaking kidding me right? They really just cut that dude off twice? And for what, to hurry up and get to that red light? Moron.

3. The thought of having a genuine runny-nose, high fever, weak feeling, sore throat COLD is more appealing because it means you don’t have to leave your home.

4. Part two of the title annoyed you.

5. Having social plans for after work that night makes you angry the first half of the day.

Bogotá, Colombia

Bogota, Colombia

Backs of strangers, you made for a shot I liked.

 

Bogota, Colombia

At the Catedral del Sal in Zipaquirá. (A salt mine, hence the miner monument.)

 

Bogota, Colombia

Within the salt mine.

 

Bogota, Colombia

In the town of Zipaquirá.

 

Bogota, Colombia

A shot from Monserrate (a pretty church from high up).

Attn: Ellen (12/17/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I had a lot of favorite moments while traveling in Bogota, and I would like to tell you about the dumbest one.

Everywhere around our hotel there were lovely Christmas decorations that had been hung up. One building had, in big, blinking-light letters “JO JO JO.” It took a second before I got it, and then I had to laugh.

My fiancé gave me a look, then said, “no, laugh in Spanish!” “Ah,” I said, “lo siento. Jajajaja!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?