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“When you have a garden full of pretty flowers, you don’t demand of them, ‘What do you mean? What is your signifigance?'”

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Here’s to a weekend full of simple joys, eh folks?

Attn: Ellen (5/25/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

The biologist hired as a consultant for cow’s anatomy may have been a fake.

But between you, me, and cows everywhere – wouldn’t it be cool if cows had a fruit-salad-waiting-to-happen for a neck?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com