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Attn: Ellen (4/20/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Apparently, when Catholic guilt fails – the ‘Easter Enforcer’ is there to pick up the slack.

Hope you have a lovely weekend!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (4/13/11)

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Dear Ellen,

This is the two-page long romance novel called, “If Incest is Wrong – Let God Strike Us Down With Lightning!”

It ends … suddenly.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (3/23/11)

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Dear Ellen,

What you see on this postcard if history! This was the first ever low-five.

“I’m happy … but I’m not that happy,” said Orlando Cepeda.

“Aw! I’m really happy!,” Juan Marichal responded. “I’m so happy I could high-five someone!”

“High-five!? Surely not! I can’t engage in such tom-foolery with this funk I’m in!”

“Well …”

Sometimes brilliance happens, and thankfully these guys low-fived in slow-motion for the photographer.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com