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Attn: Ellen (1/26/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Sometimes I think how even people with the most amazing jobs in the world must want a career-switch.

But to ride on a llama and not even crack a smile!?

These guys need to re-examine their priorities, and then tip their caps to a llama.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

Attn: Ellen (1/19/11)

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Dear Ellen.

You may think, based on my handwriting, that I am a drunk pre-schooler. This is not true.

Scientific tests have proven that, despite my diet of Chefboyardees and Pizza Lunchables (extra cheesy kind) – I am actually a 26 year old.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

You may think, based on my handwriting, that I am a drunk pre-schooler. This is not true.

Scientific tests have proven that, despite my diet of Chefboyardees and Pizza Lunchables (extra cheesy kind) – I am actually a 26 year old.

Attn: Ellen (1/12/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

It’s like someone cracked a joke that Neil Armstrong found funny, Buzz Aldrin found amusing, and Michael Collins found scary.

Wonder what the joke was.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com