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Attn: Ellen (10/7/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

This postcard is misleading. You would think that, at Machu Picchu, you could admire the beauty side-by-side with a llama – but nope! Those crafty fellas hang out in areas where tourists aren’t allowed. I don’t blame the llamas, mobs of tourists are a bit much … But, boy, llama, you missed an opportunity to have a selfie with me and Machu Picchu in the background!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (1/26/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Sometimes I think how even people with the most amazing jobs in the world must want a career-switch.

But to ride on a llama and not even crack a smile!?

These guys need to re-examine their priorities, and then tip their caps to a llama.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

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