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Attn: Ellen (12/8/10)

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Star Wars dude!!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

I don’t know what happens next in this comic, but I’m going to pretend it’s Princess Leia saying, “not in this outfit!” (Then a wink at the reader.)

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

P.S. 18 days til Christmas!!!

Attn: Ellen (12/1/10)

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From Houston’s lovely Rice Village.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

Despite the visual evidence on this postcard – Houston is NOT all free-roaming dinosaurs, mutant butterflies and rogue astronauts.

The rumors stop now!

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

Attn: Ellen (11/24/10)

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I got this postcard in … well, New Orleans, Louisiana.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

It’s Thanksgiving-time, which I am excited about.

You know, America has always had a certain bravado which is pretty cool, and Thanksgiving shows more of it.

So shove off obesity as a national epidemic, and hand me more pie!

Wearing Sweatpants,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com