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Don’t tell Ellen, but I actually got this at Johnson Space Center during this trip.
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
“3…2…1…Delayed.”
My parents and I had a lovely time in Florida – and they made fun of me for buying postcards to send to you.
Don’t hate the dream, folks!
(They don’t.)
Sincerely,
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As an FYI, the postcard is from some hip shop in downtown Houston.
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Dear Ellen,
What do you think is the worst pick-up line ever used on me?
TRICK QUESTION!
No one has ever used a pick-up line on me.
(Hint, Hint!)
Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com
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As an FYI, the postcard is from when I went to a Giants game – it was a free giveaway!
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Dear Ellen,
Baseball is still going on – who knew? Here is another interesting baseball fact for you:
One time a group of friends was out for a walk and one of them couldn’t think of the word ‘boring’ so his friends said, “act it out!”
At that moment baseball was invented.
(I actually like baseball, but it is kind of boring.)
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