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Attn: Ellen (9/7/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

The Borders by me is having their going out of business sale.

Cheap books and postcards?

I already buy too many of these things, but you add a crazy sale and I end up buying things like … well, like this postcard.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (8/31/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

There’s a food place near me where you write down your name and check boxes to say what you want. Then you give the card with this info to the clerk.

Lately I’ve been really curious if, say I put my name as “U! S! A! U! S! A!” – will the clerk chant it when they announce that my order is ready?

Stay posted – I may give this a whirl tomorrow at lunch.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (8/24/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

What the heck was I thinking when I bought a booklet of airplane postcards? How am I supposed to do 12 airplane/postcard jokes?

Oh well. 11 to go.

You know where to find me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com