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Attn: Ellen (10/5/11)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

This is the 50th postcard!!

Is my dedication to this impressive or creepy? Why not both!

Say, want to have me on your show and introduce me to a literary agent? That’d be swell. I checked my calendar and it looks like I’m available ALWAYS.

Bluntly & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Quotes of the Day!

“I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity’s future, I hoped that they were all sterile.”

A Confederacy of Dunces, an Ignatius J. Reilly quote

“In fact we agreed we would stop using any form of birth control and let God decide how many children we would have.”

– From the Duggar family* website? I don’t know if this website is real or a joke – and that’s a bad sign when something you care about may accidentally be mistaken for a hoax or a prank. Is his name really Jim Bob? Call me close-minded, but I have a hard time taking that name seriously.

*They’re the folks with I think 19 kids. 19 kids. That’s sick.

Anyhow. On this weird message – have a good weekend everybody? (Go SMU, Go Army!)