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Don’t tell Ellen, but I actually got this at Johnson Space Center during this trip.
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
“3…2…1…Delayed.”
My parents and I had a lovely time in Florida – and they made fun of me for buying postcards to send to you.
Don’t hate the dream, folks!
(They don’t.)
Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com
“Listen, everybody … the launch is canceled, but fries now only cost 4 dollars and ninety-five cents … for the single ladies.”
(I HIGHLY recommend you click on that picture. I bought some post cards from the Kennedy Space Center gift shop but what I really wanted – besides the 100 dollar space-suit onesy – was THIS picture.)
Kid: “I still want to be a monster truck driver!”
Kid’s Dad: “Aim higher, buddy.”
My folks and I toured Kennedy Space Center and got lunch there. We sat next to a couple and their 4th grade son. My mom was talking about me as a little kid and how I wanted to be an entomologist. I said I just liked catching bugs. Then the kids mom said her son wanted to be a monster truck driver. The above conversation followed. I found them pretty awesome and funny.
In other news I did NOT get to see the shuttle launch. This is a pretty big bummer. My parents are still there so fingers crossed that (by the time this gets posted) the launch has not been delayed again.
DumbFunnery 
