Attn: Ellen (10/24/18)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
With elections right around the corner here is my current political stance.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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September 2018 Haiku
September 1 (Saturday)
Short walk, pool,and stores
A fun and go-go-go day
Good start to weekend!
September 2 (Sunday)
Hike with the kiddo!
Managed to do five miles
And give lots of waves
#heLovesToWave
September 3 (Monday)
Swam laps this morning
This despite minor back pain
(Hi, foreshadowing)
September 4 (Tuesday)
Oh dear Lord what. Why?
All movement hurts. Really. All.
Hike? Swim? Who did this?!
September 5 (Wednesday)
“Pizza party night!”
Text from wife. This means she had …
Great or stressful day
#stressOrSuccessEat
September 6 (Thursday)
Sometimes life’s stressful
That’s when you need a basement
With Legos to build
September 7 (Friday)
Joined a neat work thing
Volunteering to work more
Yep, I’m a smart one
September 8 (Saturday)
Tried another hike
Too toasty out today though
Poor kid cooked in bag
September 9 (Sunday)
Hi Doritos ‘chefs’
Son’s high-chair has weird flavor
Combos that you seek
#yum
September 10 (Monday)
My memory’s great!
*Checks phone to see what he did
…
One whole day ago*
September 11 (Tuesday)
Doing the right thing
While running toward raging hell
Brave souls remembered
September 12 (Wednesday)
Kid’s long lasting cough
Saw doc, got an inhaler
Hope it helps his cough!
September 13 (Thursday)
Cute, small instrument
Of awful, hated torture
Poor sweet little guy
September 14 (Friday)
My folks are in town
FOR A WILD WEEKEND OF …
You want take out?, or …?
September 15 (Saturday)
Son’s first swim lesson!
Wait, you’re giving instructions?!
He’s, um, a baby.
September 16 (Sunday)
Estes Park with folks
Sheesh, so many tourists here
(Yes, we’re tourists too)
September 17 (Monday)
Making faces now
Glance down, furrow brow, repeat
MAX adorable
September 18 (Tuesday)
End of release soon
Time for days and days of dull
Manual testing
September 19 (Wednesday)
Work event with beer
Then back to boring testing …
Eyes glazing in 3 …
September 20 (Thursday)
Hackathon at work
Small team, fast, frequent checkins
It was pretty fun!
September 21 (Friday)
Cousin visiting
Had dinner, sat and just talked
Sometimes simple’s best
September 22 (Saturday)
Wife and son at pool
While I go for a long hike
Miss my little fam
September 23 (Sunday)
Start day with a walk
The little guy LOVES airplanes
Spots them, points, and squawks
September 24 (Monday)
Halloween costume
My son will be an EWOK!!
So cute you could puke
September 25 (Tuesday)
Sleep’s FALLEN. APART.
Mom or dad rock, shush, cuddle …
Just makes us sleepy
September 26 (Wednesday)
Trump admin has helped
Me learn things that PISS. ME. OFF.
I’m with her, you ape.
September 27 (Thursday)
Kavanaugh hearing
It’s daytime TV drama
But real, and much worse
September 28 (Friday)
Independence starts …
Kiddo wants to feed himself
Or he’ll get FEISTY
September 29 (Saturday)
Swim lesson today
“Blow in their face and dunk them”
Dunked and … He’s nonplussed
September 30 (Sunday)
Hour and a half
Of snuggled up sleep with son
Beauty start to day
Newly Remastered Movies From Parmamount Pictures!
Parmamount Pictures has recently seized on an opportunity – rampant sex predators in Hollywood.
That’s right, this is an opportunity.
Check out that barrel at Wal-Mart, is that Cosby’s classic Ghost Dad sitting covered in dust? What about that stack of Unusual Suspects, starring Kevin Spacey? And all those Woody Allen movies that are untouched … wait, no. People still like him? You guys know he … ah,nevermind.
Parmamount Pictures has taken the bold and money-grubbing chance to pair with some of your, the average American, FAVORITE restaurants!
Don’t like sleazeballs, but love Arby’s?
Checkout 
our new version of Pay It Forward where Kevin Spacey’s face is replaced by an Arby’s bag! That’s right! Not only will this film no longer offend anyone, but it will also make you crave that sweet, sweet roast “beef.” Now that’s what I call tasty film watching!
Isn’t that Louis CK a riot? But wait, seeing him makes you angry, and hearing his voice doing THOSE kinds of routines (I mean, come on) makes you want to punch through a wall? Fear not! Because all of his comedy specials will be re-released with his image and voice replaced by … you guessed it! … Ronald McDonald!
(Honestly I have nightmares after watching a screening of this. But folks tell me it will sell, and profit is king.)
This winter cuddle up with a delicious bag of food that’s gotten cold on the drive home, and a favorite movie with no one* offensive in it!
*Parmamount Pictures is working on some predictive software to go ahead and replace approximately 68% of male stars in Hollywood.
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