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Diversity

Today is Sunday, May 6th, and I was texting with Airplanes and Rainbow Speak to see if they’d like to have lunch. Lunch didn’t pan out, but I was amused at how different our Sundays were going.

 

Airplanes – Watching Oprah (“Aw, I miss her” she said to me) and eating soup.

Juicebox – Playing soccer. Go Juicebox!!

Rainbow Speak – Watching Parks and Rec, with plans to read some Plato a little later.

Myself – Watching ‘Whitest Kids U Know” and eating fast food.

 

It was the difference between Airplanes and I that really made me laugh. When I texted Rainbow Speak I was really hoping he’d be up to something completely different as well, but his and I plans were pretty similar. My hope was his text was a lie, and that he’s actually building a paper-mache unicorn farm right now.

 

In case you were curious, this may very well be my most boring post ever. You’re welcome.

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Attn: Ellen (5/9/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here’s my crack at the guy’s internal monologue:

“Man, she’s hot … Except maybe too literally … Yep, the ability to light yourself on fire is a con … But she called me handsome!! … Eh, she did kill those kids … But she owns a lot of form-fitting clothes!! …”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Will they go on a third date!? Yes. Yes they will.

Why am I sending these postcards?

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My Zombie Roomy (5/8/12)

Oh yeah. I tried some Bobby Brown on the Zombie and it had no effect.

I was hoping maybe it’d make him really happy, or equally scared, or something. It just would’ve been so funny to me.

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