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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (4/25/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Tough-day-at-the-office Panda gets it. Sometimes you just need to be held.

Unfortunately tough-day-at-the-office Panda refuses to be little spoon and frankly that’s a mistake.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (4/18/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

On the left is dear Uncle Joe. While many mocked Uncle Joe’s aggressive pointing style, few really got it.

… Oh wait …

I guess that’s why they mocked it.

Welp! Mystery solved!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (4/11/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Looking at this postcard, I can’t help but think:

“pew! pew-pew-pew! VROOOM-BUH COOOO! PEW! PEW! Mrrrrr … BRRRR-eeeeee!
Halt – traitor – halt!

BOOOOOMMMM!

Aaaah!

Pew-pew-pew!”

But then I stop myself, because have you considered this?

“VREEE. BUH-CLEE! BUH-CLEE!
DOOOO. DOOO.

Pfff … kshhh …

PEW – PEW – PEW!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com