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Attn: Ellen (10/14/10)

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As an FYI, the postcard is from when I went to a Giants game – it was a free giveaway!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

In light of it being the baseball postseason I will tell you an interesting baseball fact:

Between innings 2 – 8 I think about what it’d be like if I was a super hero, or maybe just in really good shape without having to ever work out.

The interesting fact is that 74% of baseball players are thinking the same things.

About me.

Creepy, I know.

Weirdly,
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Attn: Ellen (10/6/10)

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As an FYI, the postcard is from a gift shop in San Antonio, Texas.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Who do you think would win in a dance fight between Batman and Superman?

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P.S. Batman is not allowed a metronome in his utility belt.

Attn: Ellen (9/29/10)

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As an FYI, the postcard is from the Johnson Space Center gift shop.

The text of the postcard is:

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Dear Ellen,

Did you know I’m 6’3″ of awkward on the dance floor?

It’s like each limb is trying to one-up the other in an awkward battle. Neat, huh?

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