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Attn: Ellen (10/7/15)

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Dear Ellen,

This postcard is misleading. You would think that, at Machu Picchu, you could admire the beauty side-by-side with a llama – but nope! Those crafty fellas hang out in areas where tourists aren’t allowed. I don’t blame the llamas, mobs of tourists are a bit much … But, boy, llama, you missed an opportunity to have a selfie with me and Machu Picchu in the background!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (9/23/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

How about this postcard, huh? My sister got me a set of SIX of these! All the exact same. So, what should I do with the five remaining Neapolitan cat cones? Any celebrity pals you want me to send one to? Or any other ideas?

What can I say – these postcards have me in a cat … atonic state.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (9/16/15)

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Dear Ellen,

I’ve been there! Well, maybe not that particular rock but other rocks. Really neat ones too. But you’ll have to take my word on that because I don’t have postcards of them.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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