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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (10/28/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I was Donald Trump I would insist my fans call themselves the Trump-ettes. They could dress up like trumpets and dance like the Rockettes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (10/21/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we go – the second of the set of six of these.

And what important message am I using this (not so) limited card to say?

Ice. Cream. Is. Delicious.

Ever so sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (10/14/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife did lots of prep work for our recent trip to Peru. She found a trek company for our hike to Machu Picchu, a nice area to stay in Lima, and she brushed up on her Spanish.

BUT, neither of us were prepared for breakfast accompanied by Michael Jackson’s greatest hits … in bossa nova form. No one can (or should) train to handle that.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?