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Attn: Ellen (9/2/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

While this method of sorting mail proved effective, it was also unfortunately adopted by Texas as an outlook on life: “Texan,” or “Nope … Nope, Nope.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (8/26/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen, / Dear Summer Intern,

Hopefully I didn’t miss you (aka you’ve already headed back to school). How was your summer of sorting through Ellen’s fan mail (like my crazy postcards!)? Did you dance across the studio and Instagram pictures of it? Good luck at school this year! (and tell all your friends to check out my blog!!)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (8/12/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

When my buddy and I were in Brugge I saw some nuns out walking around. I was convinced if we followed them we would spot them engaging in something equally frivolous and innocent like hopscotch, marbles, or hula hooping.

Why are nuns only ruler-wielding disciplinarians or elementary school kids (nice ones) at recess?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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