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Posts tagged ‘fantail’

Attn: Ellen (1/7/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen201b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Did you know at the Catedral de Sal the informational tour is in Spanish? Because, having taken the tour, that is the only thing I learned.

Gooooo poor memory of high school Spanish!!

Sincerely,
The Uninformed Tourist AKA
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (1/2/15)

Front

Ellen200a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen200b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

We should have a Santa-like figure for New Year’s … The lady on this card! She shows up like a bad Comcast employee, anytime between 6am and 6pm on New Year’s Day and leaves a report card for your New Year’s resolutions. Stern New Year’s lady expects you to PUSH YOURSELF.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (12/24/14)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen, Ellen’s staff, the security guards who I believe use these postcards for kindling,

Happy holidays!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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