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Attn: Ellen (6/12/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres DumbFunnery

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen, 

Today, I will re-introduce myself. 

My name is Brad, and I have a blog called DumbFunnery.com. It is full of silly things, like every Wednesday I have a picture of the postcard I have mailed you. 

I do this (over 100 postcards plus a lot of other oddball posts) because: 

1) I like to write silly things,

2) I hope to one day write silly things at a professional level (i.e. get paid),

3) Maybe you would read a postcard and invite me to talk one day. 

 

Sincerely,

Brad aka

DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (6/5/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres bear

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Recently I wrote a knock-knock joke … So far everyone I have told the joke to says it stinks. I figure it’s past due:

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Bananas foster.
Bananas foster who?
Bananas foster their hopes and dreams …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (5/29/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Monet

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Imagine yourself stepping into a room. In this room you are surrounded by beautiful Claude Monet paintings. So peaceful, so happy.

Then I walk in and gesture to 5 of the Monet’s in turn, and sing, to the tune of the O’Jays ‘For the Love of Money,’ “Monet, Monet, Monet, Moooonet, … Monet!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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