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Attn: Ellen (5/15/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Washington D.C.

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If my life was a soccer game on a Spanish-speaking channel, last night there would’ve been one of those at-first-funny-but-then-annoying 5 minute long “goaaaal!” announcements.

Why? Because I’m done with my Master’s*!

*If it turns out I failed my final, that would be an own goal announcement.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (5/8/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Count Dracula

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have (knock on wood) one final to go before my Master’s is done! That means this week I need to buckle down and study … OR … Think about my graduation gift I’ll buy myself! What will it be? Legos? An XBox 360? Something indicative of my age?

Only time will tell!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/1/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Star Wars


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This Saturday is free comic book day. This is great for single people because it answers the age old question, “where can I meet a guy who is not only nerdy, but also cheap?”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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