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Dear Ellen,
I’m no scientist, or doctor, or a lot of things actually – but I think I’ve got it!
A perpetual motion machine!
You see, I have been under the weather and I swear, I go blow my nose to my heart’s content, then I wash my hands, leave the bathroom and boom! – time to blow the nose again.
So … you know … Somehow apply that to a perpetual motion machine.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
This is the town Going, Wyoming. It’s a nice town but it’s got its problems, like any place.
For example, the church caught on fire and the real fire truck was in the shop so the chief sent the back up, called “adora-bwee-oooh-bwee-oooh.” It’s bad at putting out fires, but it’s a great conversation-starter.
Oh, and the giant, smug fox can be off-putting. The townspeople just pretend he’s not there.
I give the town a solid B!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
On this postcard you see Sebastian. Sebastian was happily free & living life to the fullest. Then one day he was captured, “broken,” and began his new life living in a stable.
But Sebastian didn’t like this cooped-up life. He got moody (see: the postcard picture). His owners felt bad and decided to let him free. He was too emotional!, they said, living indoors had made him … unstable.
Your daily dose of oy right there!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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