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Dear Ellen,
Now that I am a married man I have big fish to fry. For example, convincing my wife that home birth is the way to go. And then, if it seems like I might convince her, beginning construction of a ship made out of Pyrex kitchen stuff. Why? So our kids can be born on a Pyrex ship!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
In preparation for moving into my fiancé’s apartment (the wedding is Saturday!) I have been moving things to her place and had furniture donated.
My place looks like it was robbed by a book loving, summer clothes wearing, poster fan who didn’t like my couch or TV.
And for that, I thank you, imaginary criminal.
Wish me luck with this whole marriage thing, eh?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
As I’m sure you remember, I’m getting married soon! Leading up to this my fiancé has been good about having us write thank you notes. I like to try and be creative, but I also have a tendency to forget that not everyone finds joking about taking the lovely basket so-and-so got, putting it behind a glass so we have … a basket case living with us! Get it!?
Also sometimes my jokes just aren’t funny.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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