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Attn: Ellen (11/25/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Thanksgiving is to my belly

as

The beautiful scenery on this postcard is to me (except on Thanksgiving, or possibly the day after … when I prefer 0 movement).

In other words, happy Thanksgiving! I hope it’s wonderful.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/18/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Rhinoceroses are like nature’s way of saying, “in case you were curious, here’s what saggy armor looks like.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/11/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we are in November and a big day at my work is coming up (big day in a good way). But this deadlines has been prone to some movement.

I don’t know if you watch much football, but imagine the deadline is the football, and it’s a snowy or rainy game and the ball has been fumbled and every time someone tries to pick it up they instead kick it or knock it away. So the question is, will the FUMMMMBLE-ITIS!!! stop this month?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?