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Attn: Ellen (11/4/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Another Halloween has come and gone, and what have I learned?: Nothing.

But wait!

Christmas movies teach us love conquers all. Valentine’s movies … love conquers all. Halloween movies? Not so much. UNLESS … you think of the monster/killer/bad guy as the hero and his/her/its love of murder as the love story in which case love once again does conquer all! (Mostly.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (10/28/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

If I was Donald Trump I would insist my fans call themselves the Trump-ettes. They could dress up like trumpets and dance like the Rockettes.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/21/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we go – the second of the set of six of these.

And what important message am I using this (not so) limited card to say?

Ice. Cream. Is. Delicious.

Ever so sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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