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My Zombie Roomy (6/21/12)

I had a fantastic laugh today. I think my neighbor thought I was crazy. I opened the door and BOOM, laughter. Actually, the neighbors probably already think I’m crazy.

Anyhow. Here’s what I saw:

The Zombie, watching this video, mimicking it. Laughing/gargling (you grow to like it), and then hitting the replay button.

I had left my computer on, which I generally never do … but there was some software update going on and I left for work with that going. The down side is the keyboard is kinda bloody now, which will make things awkward when I go do the artsy thing and take my laptop to a coffee shop …

I haven’t decided yet if the laugh was worth the gross keyboard, but I’m leaning towards yes.

Oh and I’m also very afraid to look at the history to see what else he was watching before this. Yikes.

Attn: Ellen (6/20/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m in D.C.! My friend Airplanes has joined me for this trip. She, get ready for a shock, loves airplanes. Before I travel she tells me an “interesting” fact about airplanes. One day I explained to her how it works, it’s a little something like this:

(see obnoxious drawing above)

She finds me to be annoying.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (6/13/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Soon I’ll be going to visit D.C.! I’m debating starting a postcard writing campaign to the president. I figure I’ll easily be able to tell if they’re getting them or not, from how fast security guards are to give me strange glances. But I bet Carl, the Secret Service guy with the quirky sense of humor that I made up just now, I bet he’ll wave hello.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com