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Attn: Ellen (12/28/11)

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Dear Ellen,

There is a very real, and sad, chance that this postcard will accurately represent my New Year’s Eve.

On the plus side, soggy pizza is delicious?

Hope you have a fantastic New Year’s!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (12/21/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Happy Holidays to you and your staff.

I hope they are full of naps, sweets, laughs and other beautiful things.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (12/14/11)

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Dear Ellen,

So ends my European vacation stories via postcard.

They probably made as much sense to you as this postcard  made to me. BUT, despite the lack of understanding … hopefully they made you chuckle (again, like me and this postcard).

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. If you have any of your guests have to do last minute cancellations I can probably cancel my plans to do nothing that day and come out! Just being nice!!