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Dear Ellen,
It’s like someone just said, “ham on rye!,” and Princess Leia is thinking “mmm!,” Han is thinking, “with or without mayo?” and Luke – letting his actions speak for him, is thinking, “NOT AGAIN!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Two very popular search terms that lead people to my blog are polar bears and 50 Shades of Grey. This postcard will increase the number of people coming to my blog for information on those things – and leaving upset. Fun stuff.
When I wrote about 50 Shades I posted your “reading” of the book, so … what do you say? I mean, come on!, I probably got you 2 more video views! I think you’re due to invite me on!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Have you ever been to a museum? And while there you saw something beautiful? And, while annoyed at how cliché it was, felt truly moved? Then you maybe say out loud, “thank you … thank you,” prompting a security guard to say, “shhh.” And then you say, “I’m sorry … the painting spoke to me first …” And suddenly you’re texting your friend, “got kicked out 4 a bad joke. Going to get a sandwich.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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