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Posts tagged ‘help’

Attn: Ellen (2/8/12)

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Dear Ellen,

You ever have one of those weeks where you’re happily dancing on a could and then babies riding giant swords attack you?

Emotionally, I mean. Not literally.

Am I the only one that feels that way?

Sincerely weird,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (2/1/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Seen here is “Little Butch.” The world’s first and only transgendered airplane.

Seriously – who names a plane, or anything, “Little Butch”?

On the other hand, who can resist those masculine curves?

Confused, & Weird, & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (1/25/12)

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Dear Ellen,

This is how I feel when I have to untangle wires or cords.

Maybe I shouldn’t be so dramatic about wires/cords???

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com