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Posts tagged ‘jealousy’

My Zombie Roomy (10/28/11)

Here’s the Zombie at some restaurant/bar – I can’t tell if this jerk dude he’s with is human or zombie and …

Oh my.

I’m … I’m so disappointed in myself right now.

I just realized I was jealous of the idea of the Zombie having another friend! I’m terrible!

This is certainly an unexpected feeling. I really need to get myself a new hobby, or meet a girl, or anything I guess really would be an improvement over being jealous of the idea of my zombie roommate making a new friend.

Oh wait it’s Halloween weekend! I’ll just go stare at girls dressed all skanky. Problem solved!