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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (2/1/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Seen here is “Little Butch.” The world’s first and only transgendered airplane.

Seriously – who names a plane, or anything, “Little Butch”?

On the other hand, who can resist those masculine curves?

Confused, & Weird, & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (1/25/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is how I feel when I have to untangle wires or cords.

Maybe I shouldn’t be so dramatic about wires/cords???

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (1/18/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

And God spoke unto Saint Jerome, but He thusly kinda mumbled. Lo, Jerome said, “huh?” and again God spaketh or something. Jerome, thy confus-ed face looking upward said “what?” and God chuckled, for He had said, “loner says what?” and thusly Saint Jerome didn’t get out much.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com