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Attn: Ellen (2/22/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I’ve been “researching” (listening to music) SxSW! I’m going again this year and I’m excited.

I find the youtube comments on various videos very funny. Apparently it’s popular to get indignant and righteously tell people that “no, this isn’t brand <x> of music! This is …” and then you say something that sounds made up.

So I can’t wait to start my future techno reggae soul band. We’re going to be terrible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/15/12)

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Dear Ellen,

This painting is called “Family Reunion.” Who are they staring at? Creepy Uncle Joe? What an unsettling group!

Maybe the artist loved staring contests, and wanted to depict the world’s creepiest one.

I salute you, Bazille, (the artist) – you win this staring contest, despite being dead.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/8/12)

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Dear Ellen,

You ever have one of those weeks where you’re happily dancing on a could and then babies riding giant swords attack you?

Emotionally, I mean. Not literally.

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Am I the only one that feels that way?

Sincerely weird,
DumbFunnery.com

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