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Dear Ellen,
I imagine if you sat outside a middle school gym on the night of the science fair taking video of people walking out it would be a lot like an ad for a men’s golf tournament.
A bunch of 30’s-50’s guys in nice pants and polos doing mildly excited fist pumps. (Excited about honorable mentions or birdies, I guess.)
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Football is back! And with it, the celebration of intellectual mediocrity! So and so is big, and strong, and can recognize patterns after being taught for a week. Kudos, guys. You’re on par with dolphins.
That said, I do really love football. Gooooo sport!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
This week my wife is visiting family, and I’m left with free time for some culinary experiments. For example, how many nights in a row is TOO many nights in a row to have chip dip for dinner? And, how much ice cream do I need to consume before my sweat is sweet instead of salty?
In the meantime, I am the yeti on this postcard and my belly is the fire-breathing dragon.
(Dear Wife,
If you have intercepted the mail: 1, tsp, tsp, that’s postal fraud and 2, please come home soon.)
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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